THE CANINE ORIGINAL
Classico
The extraordinary in the everyday.
€12 / month
- One curated dog-poo photograph, daily
- An artfully unnecessary caption
- Email delivery + original download
FINE PHOTOGRAPHY. NATURAL INSTINCTS.
Fine stools.
Daily.
Nature creates. We curate. Extraordinary photographs of dog poo, delivered daily. For those with a very particular taste.
Discover the membershipsLaunching soon. Inexplicably refined.
THE CLASSICO COLLECTIONVOL. 001
01 / THE PHILOSOPHY
Beauty is in the eye
of the brave.
Some see something to avoid. We see composition, texture, and a remarkable commitment to the creative process. Welcome to a different perspective.
CANIS LUPUS FAMILIARIS↔EQUUS FERUS CABALLUS
02 / CHOOSE YOUR COLLECTION
A little luxury. Every day.
THE EQUINE EDITIONPREMIUM
Gran Equino
For tastes of a different magnitude.
Monthly collection
€15 / month
- Everything in Classico
- An extra horse-poo photograph, daily
- Two species. Twice the perspective.
Classico €5/week or €12/month · Gran Equino €15/month.
03 / THE DAILY RITUAL
Open your inbox.
Open your mind.
A moment of absurdity in an otherwise perfectly sensible day. Here is the plan.
01
Choose your muse
Canine classics or equine grandeur. Reserve the collection that speaks to you.
02
Make it a ritual
After launch, a new photograph in your inbox, every single day. Coffee pairing optional.
03
Appreciate the details
Keep the original. Admire the texture. Quietly reconsider how you got here.
“Not everyone will understand.THE CAGALHONI MANIFESTO
That is rather the point.”
04 / FAIR QUESTIONS
Yes, really.
We imagined you might have a few questions.
Wait. Is this actually a thing?
Yes. Cagalhoni is a satirical photography subscription in preparation. The humour is intentional; so is our commitment to making a beautiful product. You can join the launch list today.
What exactly arrives in my inbox?
Once launched, Classico is planned to deliver one dog-poo photograph per day, with a title and a link to the original. Gran Equino adds one horse-poo photograph daily. No physical parcels. Ever.
Are the photographs really 200 megapixels?
200 MP is our ambition for the photographic collection, not a current guarantee. The preview on this page is AI-generated concept art at 1536 × 1024 pixels. Actual dimensions will be stated before paid subscriptions open.
Am I paying anything today?
No. This is a free pre-registration. Classico costs €5 per week or €12 per month; Gran Equino costs €15 per month. Delivery details and cancellation terms will be available before paid subscriptions open.
Can I leave the launch list?
Of course. Save the private removal link shown after your first registration. It deletes your email and plan preference without an account or a conversation.